Why Your Stage Name Won't Win You Any Votes

I completely retaliate against any of you lovely ladies using your real names. Safety dictates that it be some variation thereof however, the following is just silly and really doesn't allow you to expand or grow. Okay, sure. Maybe you ARE a gothic vegan, does that mean it needs to be your name? Naming yourself Fetish Doll limits you to well, fetish work! It brands you as a model and therefore that is what people will think of when they think of you and the name they know you by. Models need to show versatility and a name like that will limit how you are seen by others.

Ask yourself this, does it make me sound like a silly to yell your name? "Hey, evil sex kitten, come here! I have a modeling job for you". It makes us both look like tools.

I present to you, the goth name generator. Just pick one from each and have go

FIRST NAMES
Mistress
Crimson
Lady
Morgana
Miss
Countess
Empress
Bella
Madame
Vamp
Ravyn
Wednesday
Morticia
Evil

MIDDLE NAMES (optional)
Of
Von
Le

LAST NAMES
Noir(e)
Rose
Sin(ful)
Wicked
Twisted
Bleed
Void
Dark(ness)
Goth(ness)
Vicious
Dolly
Star
Black
Discord
Bathory
Fate

I'm sure we all can make some names of models we've run across on the net. Too many of these are probably real but I can't think of a single model with them. Why? It's cliche and it's a dime a dozen. Make yourself REALLY stand out and be original. Even if your first name is Michelle or Lisa, pick a noun for a last name and try not to make it Rose unless that really is your last name. Sounds realistic, and best, it's probably actually original.