... we learn not to schmooze a schmoozer.
The stars of today's lesson:
Promoter Dude: Dude, known to my buddy, who arranged a photo shoot yesterday for said buddy to advertise his new line of industrial jewelry (provided location and model, neither of which cost him anything.)
Me: Your humble correspondant. The jewelry client has been a friend of mine for eleven years and I also have a small investment in his business. He didn't pay for the pics.
My cell phone: Best supporting actor.
MCP: *ring, ring*
Me: "StMarc*."
PD: Hey, Marc! So, we had a good time yesterday and I was hoping you could take some pictures of $BAND for their press kit.
Me: Love to! What do you need?
PD: Well, you could either take pictures at a concert or do a group shot in their practice studio.
Me: I think I'd rather do a group shot if you want it for the press kit first, then do a performance shoot next time they're in a good venue. What rights did you want?
PD: I was thinking you'd just give me the film.
Me: I can do that, but that's a buyout and it won't be cheap.
Him: Well, I was thinking we could spend a couple hundred dollars and have you take the pictures.
Me: A couple hundred dollars will buy you a shoot and a few good edits for promotional purposes, no problem.
Him: Well, we wanted to own the pictures.
Me: I don't know why you'd want the copyrights, but we can make that happen. A flat buyout is $1000 per image.**
Him: *I can hear him mentally choking.* But, if they get big, you could always sell the pics on eBay or something, and use them yourself.
Me: No, if you buy them out, I have no more rights. I wouldn't even be able to put them on my website and say I took them. That's why I said I don't know that you need a full buyout.
PD: *realizes that he is in way over his head* Let me talk to the band and the promotion company and find out what they want to do.
Now, I'm sure he will be able to find somebody who will come in, take pictures, and hand him a roll of film for a couple hundred bucks. Or less. And that somebody might even be better than me. Quite possible, in fact. I know people who do band photography for *fun* who are as good as I am or better.
But just because there are a lot of talented but ignorant (or, if you prefer, excessively charitable) people in the world doesn't mean I am going to forget that I am an IP attorney and I know what I am selling. He needs a lesson in use rights and, if he lets me, I'll give him one. He seems like a reasonable fellow and in the long run, listening to me is worth quite a lot of money. But if he's not interested and just thinks "$1000/image, what a ripoff," then I am not going to waste my time with him.
By the way, here's a sample pic from the shoot. Not done editing it yet, but I like it.
M
*I answer my cell phone with my name. Pretentious, I know.
**I've never had anybody ask to buy out an image before. I made that number up on the spot. I thought it was a little low for a flat buyout, myself.